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🎨 Original art on every shirt

The Rogue
Stitch.

Funny sentences. Silly drawings. Shirts that make people do a double take and say "wait — did that just say that??"

100% original designs made with love printed just for you
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Every design drawn by hand. Click any shirt to grab one on Etsy.

This was my fanciest outfit shirt
"This was my fanciest outfit"
Purple — hand lettered
$30
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My dog picked this one
"My dog/cat picked this one"
Blue — with pet illustration
$30
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This shirt has a mind of its own ( face on back )
"This shirt has a mind of its own"
Pink — face on the back too!
$30
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This was the cheapest one
"This was the cheapest one"
Salmon — brutally honest
$30
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Million Dollar Shirt $ $ $
"Million Dollar Shirt"
Mint green — with gold $$$
$30
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This is the only shirt I haven't stained yet ...oops
"This is the only shirt I haven't stained yet"
White/grey — "oops" on the back
$30
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Hi, I'm the designer.

I'm 10 years old and I love drawing funny pictures and coming up with silly things to put on shirts. Every single design on this site was drawn by me, by hand. No computers, no AI — just me, a pencil, and a big imagination.


I started The Rogue Stitch because I wanted people to wear something that actually makes them laugh. Life's too short for boring clothes.